hahahah this is cute no i did not come up with this this user did
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Urgent Notice: Potential Danger of Dog Hair…..?
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after ‘Baby’ has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.
"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources – this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can’t have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.
Surgeon General’s Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
Anyone have any advice on succeeding in this business??
of weeks. She was diagnosed with cancer in April 2007. SHe wouldn’t even look at me for the past couple of days. I took her to the vet today and she told me her tumor had grown and she wasn’t looking at me because she was preparing for death and she was trying to distance herself from me. I miss her so much. I know in my heart I did the best thing for her. For the past year I have had her on Xango and I thing it did extend her life to this point. GOD I MISS HER.
I can’t find a straight answer for this. I have read sites that don’t exactly say to use an enema for colon cleansing, like the master cleanse, it just requires the drinking of saline wash, and other forumes say that you should do an enema at least once a day for the first few days of fasting. I don’t know if I even want to perform this, plus I don’t money to buy all this crap that the sites say to buy because I have no job and I am a little embarased trying to ask one of my parents to purchase the needed equipment to perform an enema. Who can answer this question? Do I need to perform an enema during a juice fast?
or something? lol i mean wow does it come with 30 day money back guarantee or something?
I started trying the Xango product and love what it does for my pain and swelling due to my cervical nearopathy but; the price is killing me! 124 for four bottles, I think is too much, but how do you put a price on pain and health? So, I’m on the computer looking up other companies and as much info as I can find on the Mangosteen fruit. Help, I need all the help I can get finding another company that offers the same product at a lot lower cost. And will continue to eliminate my pain and swelling. Thank you so much to anyone willing to help. Debra Smith
What websites can i use, and are they free? I’m looking to get out my message about the business opportunity I have. I was told to start a blog and post my website that has all the information on it, or post my videos on youtube.com. My website has vidoes from the company that explain everthing in detail. I was also told to visit community forums. Where do I find these?
Can you help me:
1. how and where to start a blog
2. how to post vidoes on youtube.com
3. where do i find community forums, or forums for MLM
hello i have bought about 10,000 microsoft points altogether now with prepaid cards so its not like i havnt paid my fair share of money However i currently have 530 microsoft points and need 600 to get a new map pack, is there any legal way such as promotions that i could get 100 microsoft points or does anyone please have a spare code which would give me the points i need ….please? thanks alot everyone this is the first or second question ive posted thanks everyone 
so from what i understand the feds loan money to our goverment with interest and the only way to pay this interest back is by borrowing more money which gives us more interest. i know its more complicated than that but im not going to type out a book and have you guys read it on here. so WHY is my question?
This is the sixth time I’ve asked this question. I’ve gotten tins of great answers, some sucky answers, and some where I only recieved two answers total. But this is my lucky number 6, and I hope to get AT LEAST some selection this time. Here’s my list, and if you aren’t in the mood to read it, don’t waste my time and answer ‘Too long, too stupid, blah blah blah.’
Audition for a movie
Write a book
Get my ears pierced three times
Create my own charity and donate the money towards breast cancer
Learn how to knit
Learn how to crochet
Take a tour of the White House
Read a classic novel
Learn how to ride a horse
Visit all 50 states
Go on a Disney cruise
Learn how to ice skate
Be in the audience on a TV show
Learn how to play the piano
Learn how to play the drums
Learn how to play the violin
Learn how to play the guitar
Learn how to play the flute
Learn how to play the cello
Learn how to play the recorder
Learn how to play the trumpet
Learn how to play the clarinet
Learn how to play the harp
Learn how to play the saxophone
Learn how to play the bassoon
Learn how to play the oboe
Learn how to play the piccolo
Learn how to play the French horn
Learn how to play the viola
Take singing lessons
Visit Mt. Rushmore
Visit Niagara Falls
Visit the Lincoln Memorial
Visit the Washington Monument
Attend the Winter Olympics
Attend the Summer Olympics
Attend the Super Bowl
Attend the Stanley Cup
Attend the World Series
Attend the Tour de France
Attend the Daytona 500
Learn how to speak Spanish
Learn how to speak French
Shop in Mall of America
Visit Empire State Building
Learn how to juggle
Watch a solar eclipse
Visit Las Vegas
Visit the Grand Canyon
Visit the Taj Mahal
Visit the Pyramids of Giza
Have my portrait painted
Ride in a blimp
Sleep under the stars
Attend Mardi Gras in New Orleans
Visit the Great Wall of China
Visit the Yosemite National Park
Visit the Eiffel Tower
Buy a lottery ticket
Visit Disneyland in California
Visit Disney World in Florida
Visit Big Sur
Visit Chinatown in New York City
Visit New York City
Get a celebrity’s autograph
Go on a blind date
Attend a funeral
Attend a wedding
Learn how to rollerblade
Fly first class on a plane
Figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
See the Northern Lights
Visit the Squished Penny Museum
Visit the Toilet Seat Art Museum
Visit the Ice Museum
Visit the Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia
Visit the Band-Aid Museum
Visit the Museum of Bad Art
Visit the Plagiarism Museum
Visit the Virtual Toilet Paper Museum
Visit the Toilet Museum
Write a letter to the President
Enter a spelling bee
Visit the Golden Gate Bridge
Visit the Brooklyn Bridge
Go bungee-jumping
Go sky diving
Go hang gliding
Go skiing
Swim with dolphins
Learn how to ballroom dance
Be a model for a catalog
Star in a commercial
Be a contestant on a game show
Go on an archaeological dig
Be an extra in a movie
Go on a hot air balloon ride
Break a world record
Dye my hair a crazy color
Get highlights
Meet a celebrity in person
Write to a famous author
Visit the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Ride an elephant
Go scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef
Visit Buckingham Palace
Send a message in a bottle
Visit Navy Pier
Visit the Statue of Liberty
Participate in a marathon
Learn to surf
Ride a gondola in Venice
Give a random homeless person 0
Visit Big Ben
Go skinny dipping at midnight
Visit the Trevi Fountain in Italy
Take skiing lessons
Take snowboarding lessons
Visit Great Britain and call someone from a red telephone booth
Spend two weeks in Las Vegas with ,000
Visit Busch Gardens Africa
Visit Busch Gardens Europe
Visit Cedar Point
Visit Hershey, Pennsylvania
Visit Knott’s Berry Farm
Visit Sea World
Visit Universal Studios Orlando
Spend Christmas in New York City
Visit Mexico
Kiss the stone on Blarney Castle
Visit Ireland
Climb a mountain
Watch a rocket launch
Go white water rafting
Visit the ruins of Pompeii
Invent something and get a patent on it
Visit the Holy Land
Visit Hong Kong
Hike the Swiss Alps
Take a self defense class
Live to see my child graduate
Video tape my will
Go backstage of a concert
Write a cartoon for a newspaper
Write a story for the newspaper
Get my picture in the newspaper
Appear on the front page of a newspaper
Ride a camel in the desert
Shower in a waterfall
Attend Oktoberfest
Catch a ball in the stands of a major league baseball game
See a musical on Broadway
Own something from Prada
Take an etiquette class
Set foot at least four continents
Go to the North Pole
Try out for a reality TV show
See the Love Parade in Berlin, Germany
See the Tournament of Roses in Pasadena
Go parasailing
Have an article of mine in a magazine
See a ballet
Go on a helicopter ride
See the Harlem Globetrotters
Churn my own butter
Milk a cow
Milk a goat
Try c
Liz-
Thanks! To you and everyone else, feel free to ‘borrow’ some of my answers!
Is the wine still good? On the top of the container there is some black film…. nothing in the wine, just on top of the plastic cap. I would hate to throw the wine out.
Thank you in advance for your answers.
Serious answerers need only add input
Hi,
I’m a young entrepreneur from Mexico.
I have my own Xango business and I am on my way to financial freedom. I think that a Network Marketing business is a very good oportunity to reach a very good financial situation. Actually the person who invited me to Xango is the biggest and profitable MLM woman outside US ( more than 50,000USD per month, and a 110,000USD quarterly bonus), and we are working together to build my own business, so I’m very lucky to have her support and experience…I just have to follow her steps and do whatever she tells me. =D
The beauty of these kind of business is that you can contact and do business with a lot of international people that hace thesame entreprenurial mind that I have…I can do business with you in the U.S and build my business in your country and at the same time you can build your business here in Mexico. So I want to contact some people that are interested in this business oportunity.
Contact me for more info albertoxvilla@hotmail.com
I’ve recently been approached by a group called "TEAM", that spun off of "Quixtar" (sp), who spun off of Amway. I’ve gone to a few of the Ra Ra pep rallies that they’ve become famous for and somehow was persuaded to sign up. Later wondering what I signed up for.
I like the idea of creating a second income, but not crazy about the cult like philosophy you need to employee to be successful at it. Just looking for people with experience with this and just general thoughts.
I want to start selling cosmetics and accessories but avon and mary-kay already has a bunch of beauty reps in my town so I wanted to try one that was new but reliable and not so expensive any ideas??
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs. This substance, called "amobacter caninii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females: Reluctance to cook, clean or do housework, a reluctance to wear make-up, good clothes or high heels heels. Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after ‘Baby’ has new collars, leashes, beds, treats, food, blankets or toys.
"Amobacter caninii" usually results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands and boyfriends). "Amobacter caninii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources – this may lead to a "pack mentality" or like the potato chip commercial, "you can’t have just one". Beware! If you come in contact with a female human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours.
Surgeon General’s Warning: Dogs are expensive, addictive, and may impair the ability to use common sense.
Hello,
I am over weight for my age, and am planning to go on a protein diet for two weeks to lose like ten pounds. The special diet menu allows me to eat four times a day, with small portions but mainly are fish, egg, cheese, bean, peanut, walnut, chicken, tuna, apple, oranges, etc. I think the menu is good plus my daily exercise, I should drop 10 pounds in a month.
One thing I don’t see on my menu is the bread, rice or potato, which is also essential in a healthy diet. Routinely every morning I dream all kinds of fresh extracted juice from potato, carrot, apple, celery, cucumber, ginger, etc.
My question is that, by drinking the freshly extracted potato juice, do I get the same benefit as eating the potato itself.
Please advise and thank you so much!
If you have what can you say about it?
1. Busboy at White House state dinners.
2. Fetch Brian Kilmeade’s laundry for his Fox & Friends gig.
3. Launch his own chain of prepaid legal services.
4. Wal-Mart cashier.
Any other suggestions for Alberto’s job possibilities?
My friend would like to market a new product, he is considering MLM, would it be better to contact an existing MLM company or would it be more advantageous to start your own?
I can understand your view. But consider the Acai berry diet craze that has been mentioned on Oprah and Rachel Ray!!!!!! Holy Cow, you better get some! All that hype is from an MLM company. Look around, most hyped up big sale products are marketed through MLM, the good ones hang around with established repeat sales.
He’s at the top of the pyramid. You don’t think he’ll make money?
I want to know before I consider joining.
OK, I have asked this question a MILLION times, but I’ve decided to just paste the list here so you can see what I’m looking for. And it didn’t paste the numbers for some reason, so there’s 731 things here. Just put down anything you think I would enjoy doing that I should add to my list. Please don’t list anything already here! Thanks y’all!
Audition for a movie
Write a book
Get my ears pierced three times
Create my own charity and donate the money towards breast cancer
Learn how to knit
Learn how to crochet
Take a tour of the White House
Read a classic novel
Learn how to ride a horse
Visit all 50 states
Go on a Disney cruise
Learn how to ice skate
Be in the audience on a TV show
Learn how to play the piano
Learn how to play the drums
Learn how to play the violin
Learn how to play the guitar
Learn how to play the flute
Learn how to play the cello
Learn how to play the recorder
Learn how to play the trumpet
Learn how to play the clarinet
Learn how to play the harp
Learn how to play the saxophone
Learn how to play the bassoon
Learn how to play the oboe
Learn how to play the piccolo
Learn how to play the French horn
Learn how to play the viola
Take singing lessons
Visit Mt. Rushmore
Visit Niagara Falls
Visit the Lincoln Memorial
Visit the Washington Monument
Attend the Winter Olympics
Attend the Summer Olympics
Attend the Super Bowl
Attend the Stanley Cup
Attend the World Series
Attend the Tour de France
Attend the Daytona 500
Learn how to speak Spanish
Learn how to speak French
Shop in Mall of America
Visit Empire State Building
Learn how to juggle
Watch a solar eclipse
Visit Las Vegas
Visit the Grand Canyon
Visit the Taj Mahal
Visit the Pyramids of Giza
Have my portrait painted
Ride in a blimp
Sleep under the stars
Attend Mardi Gras in New Orleans
Visit the Great Wall of China
Visit the Yosemite National Park
Visit the Eiffel Tower
Buy a lottery ticket
Visit Disneyland in California
Visit Disney World in Florida
Visit Big Sur
Visit Chinatown in New York City
Visit New York City
Get a celebrity’s autograph
Go on a blind date
Attend a funeral
Attend a wedding
Learn how to rollerblade
Fly first class on a plane
Figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop
See the Northern Lights
Visit the Squished Penny Museum
Visit the Toilet Seat Art Museum
Visit the Ice Museum
Visit the Burlingame Museum of Pez Memorabilia
Visit the Band-Aid Museum
Visit the Museum of Bad Art
Visit the Plagiarism Museum
Visit the Virtual Toilet Paper Museum
Visit the Toilet Museum
Write a letter to the President
Enter a spelling bee
Visit the Golden Gate Bridge
Visit the Brooklyn Bridge
Go bungee-jumping
Go sky diving
Go hang gliding
Go skiing
Swim with dolphins
Learn how to ballroom dance
Be a model for a catalog
Star in a commercial
Be a contestant on a game show
Go on an archaeological dig
Be an extra in a movie
Go on a hot air balloon ride
Break a world record
Dye my hair a crazy color
Get highlights
Meet a celebrity in person
Write to a famous author
Visit the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Ride an elephant
Go scuba diving in the Great Barrier Reef
Visit Buckingham Palace
Send a message in a bottle
Visit Navy Pier
Visit the Statue of Liberty
Participate in a marathon
Learn to surf
Ride a gondola in Venice
Give a random homeless person 0
Visit Big Ben
Go skinny dipping at midnight
Visit the Trevi Fountain in Italy
Take skiing lessons
Take snowboarding lessons
Visit Great Britain and call someone from a red telephone booth
Spend two weeks in Las Vegas with ,000
Visit Busch Gardens Africa
Visit Busch Gardens Europe
Visit Cedar Point
Visit Hershey, Pennsylvania
Visit Knott’s Berry Farm
Visit Sea World
Visit Universal Studios Orlando
Spend Christmas in New York City
Visit Mexico
Kiss the stone on Blarney Castle
Visit Ireland
Climb a mountain
Watch a rocket launch
Go white water rafting
Visit the ruins of Pompeii
Invent something and get a patent on it
Visit the Holy Land
Visit Hong Kong
Hike the Swiss Alps
Take a self defense class
Live to see my child graduate
Video tape my will
Go backstage of a concert
Write a cartoon for a newspaper
Write a story for the newspaper
Get my picture in the newspaper
Appear on the front page of a newspaper
Ride a camel in the desert
Shower in a waterfall
Attend Oktoberfest
Catch a ball in the stands of a major league baseball game
See a musical on Broadway
Own something from Prada
Take an etiquette class
Set foot at least four continents
Go to the North Pole
Try out for a reality TV show
See the Love Parade in Berlin, Germany
See the Tournament of Roses in Pasadena
Go parasailing
Have an article of mine in a magazine
See a ballet
Go on a helicopter ride
See the Harlem Globetrotters
Churn my own butter
Milk a cow
Mi